Old man

There's this old man that goes to my gym who always wears t-shirts with crazy things on them. Such as:
- "Britney Battles Back"
- "My momma loves Obama"
and my personal favorite "Don't taze me bro"
I feel like he probably doesn't even know what some of his shirts mean. I imagine him to have some son or other young relative that works for this tshirt company and gives them to him for free. But then again maybe he's just a super hip geezer.